Blasphemous lyrics by the band Garfunkel and Oates

Garfunkel and Oates - a musical and cabaret duo formed by Kate "Oates" Micucci and Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome. The name of the cabaret is a reference to two American musicians, Art Garfunkel and John Oates

I was thinking about posting the text that a colleague sent me.

I decided because it points to two factors:

1. There is a symptom of the end times just before the coming of Jesus.
2. It shows what it takes to make a career in this world.

 

Warning. The text is abhorrent and hurtful to feelings toward God.

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to live by the rules of God
So whatever people tell me that the Bible says to do, I will do

I walk the halls of my school with my purity ring
Unlike other girls, I have my morals under control
It was easy to control until the boy I'm dating now came along
And sorry about my French, but he's cute as hell!
And I made a pact

 

To keep the hymen intact
We- Jesus and I are so close!

I was never taught how patches and bees do "it"
I was taught to just keep the aspirin between my knees
Because the Bible says that premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says guys can't wait that long
And I don't want to lose him
In favor of someone who has sex before marriage
I have to come up with something

Well, there is a wicket in Scripture whereby I can have sex and be undefiled at the same time
So I can have sex before marriage and not go to hell after death
Greetings Mary full of grace
In the name of Jesus-we'll get (with my boyfriend) to fifth base!
Oh, thank you for sanctifying me
And thankful that I have a choice between my holes.
And because I'm not a godless whore
Jason will have to use the back entrance.

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good Lord would have it done this way (since we are not married)
And that sweet feeling of throbbing rationalization
This is just between me and you
Because, everyone knows that such premarital sex God will not see

It's hard to be as innocent as I am
To resist losing your vaginal virginity
To wait until the marriage bed to have sex
To give my husband an unblemished maidenhead (both mentally and physically maidenhead)
So get your dick out
And put it in my ass
Fuck me until you come
Oops!
I meant- let's connect our souls
And let us unite our bodies
And fly away on the wings of God

Whatever you do, don't touch my clit
If you ring that bell of Satan, God will not ignore it
And no anti-pregnancy prophylaxis when you put it in me
Because contraception is for whores and is a sin
I did an enema
And I put down the towels
I'm ready for romance

I pray to the power that is supreme
Of all my holes, that one is the driest
We cannot reproduce if we copulate anally
And God is okay with sodomy, as long as you're straight
I will be clean, no matter what
So I'm okay with my faith
With everything but
With everything but your ass

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good Lord would have it done this way (since we are not married)
That sweet feeling of rationalization beating everything
This is just between me and you
Because, everyone knows that such premarital sex God will not see

I do everything that the Bible says I should do,
Except for the parts of it that I chose to ignore
Because they are unrealistic and uncomfortable
But I certainly live up to the rest of the
So let's not talk about the fact that this good book
Forbids being selfish, forbids rubbers and divorce
And about the fact that he condones slavery and the killing of gays
Because, those parts of it, of course, don't count
Let's get her parts about losing my cherry (virginity)
I? By its ambiguities and omissions
And I celebrate any real casualties
And I still feel the piety in my self-proclaiming such a position
And don't you dare question my beliefs
And don't look any closer at these contradictions
Just focus on crucifying the sacrificial
And have faith in its complete, broad coverage
This is the only way to judge whether you are good or not
And if you are participating in the debate, just say you are a believer
This is the only card you have when you run out of logical arguments
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
I

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good Lord would have it done this way (since we are not married)
That sweet feeling of rationalization beating everything
This is just between me and you
Because, everyone knows that such premarital sex God will not see

Yes, my chastity belt has locks
So sometimes you have to think outside the box

 

source: http://www.tekstowo.pl/piosenka,garfunkel_and_oates,fuck_me_in_the_ass_cause_i_love_jesus.html

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=220&v=yBJ1LmUfSWQ

 

I am 100% sure that these cowardly women of the devil, will never do this to Allah.

The world pays for blaspheming God because the master of this world is Satan.